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		<title>50&#8242;s Songs &#8211; Part III</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember Then &#8211; The Earls Run Around Sue &#8211; Dion and The Belmonts Bristol Stomp &#8211; The Dovells]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Remember Then</strong> &#8211; The Earls<br />
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<p><strong>Run Around Sue</strong> &#8211; Dion and The Belmonts<br />
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<p><strong>Bristol Stomp</strong> &#8211; The Dovells<br />
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		<title>Which Songs Does &#8216;Who Put the Bomp&#8217; Reference?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I became interested in this because in the song &#8216;Who Put the Bomp&#8217; (which is posted on my previous post) is entirely devoted to the artist who put certain noises in their songs. Below are my best guesses &#8211; Blue Moon has a lot of &#8216;bomps&#8217;, and &#8216;Ramadamadingdong&#8217; is definitely from The Edsels song named [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I became interested in this because in the song &#8216;Who Put the Bomp&#8217; (which is posted on my previous post) is entirely devoted to the artist who put certain noises in their songs. Below are my best guesses &#8211; Blue Moon has a lot of &#8216;bomps&#8217;, and &#8216;Ramadamadingdong&#8217; is definitely from The Edsels song named Rama Lama Ding Dong.</p>
<p><strong>Blue Moon </strong>- The Marcels<br />
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<p><strong>Rama Lama Ding Dong </strong>- The Edsels<br />
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		<title>Favorite 50&#8242;s Songs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I feel like some bringing up a lighter subject than the economic disaster brewing &#8211; a few of my favorite 50&#8242;s songs: Angel Eyes - Curtis Lee Who Put The Bomp - Barry Mann Teenager In Love - Dion and the Belmonts Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry There are a lot of other [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I feel like some bringing up a lighter subject than the economic disaster brewing &#8211; a few of my favorite 50&#8242;s songs:</p>
<p><strong>Angel Eyes </strong>- Curtis Lee<br />
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<p><strong>Who Put The Bomp </strong>- Barry Mann<br />
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<p><strong>Teenager In Love </strong>- Dion and the Belmonts<br />
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<p><strong>Johnny B. Goode </strong>- Chuck Berry<br />
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<p>There are a lot of other great 50&#8242;s songs, but I think Elvis deserves an entire post for that purpose.</p>
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		<title>Herman Cain Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure by now you&#8217;ve heard of the &#8220;smoking&#8221; Herman Cain ad, I&#8217;d thought I&#8217;d show it to you here &#8211; let me know what your thoughts are on it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure by now you&#8217;ve heard of the &#8220;smoking&#8221; Herman Cain ad, I&#8217;d thought I&#8217;d show it to you here &#8211; let me know what your thoughts are on it.</p>
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		<title>The Facebook Matrix</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everything in moderation &#8211; that includes viewing photos and news about your friends and uploading photos and news of yourself. Of late I have come to realize that if a person spends on average 1 hour per day on a site like facebook starting at age 15 and lives until 90 (not an unreasonable life [...]]]></description>
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<p>Everything in moderation &#8211; that includes viewing photos and news about your friends and uploading photos and news of yourself. Of late I have come to realize that if a person spends on average 1 hour per day on a site like facebook starting at age 15 and lives until 90 (not an unreasonable life expectancy), then that person will have spent over three years non-stop on Facebook. Think about what can be accomplished in three years &#8211; a college degree, a three year prison term, etc.</p>
<p>Facebook and online social media including the blog you are reading right now are sapping people of time that they would have otherwise hopefully used in a more productive way. This blog, while in my opinion better than Facebook in that it belongs to me, the ads are mine not Facebook&#8217;s and much of what I write requires research and learning, is still most likely going to take up at least a year of my life before I&#8217;m finished (literally and figuratively).</p>
<p>In essense, what I&#8217;m trying to say is next time you want to &#8216;poke&#8217; someone on Facebook consider driving over and phyiscally giving that person a poke (after considering the legal implications and of course the social acceptability of the action). Next time you decide to peruse someone&#8217;s photo album, take a moment and consider whether it&#8217;s worth it &#8211; perhaps the time would be better spent getting on the ground and doing 50 push-ups.</p>
<p>A few things to consider:</p>
<ul>
<li>Facebook will never tell you how many hours you have spent on the site, it would reduce popularity!</li>
<li>Advertisements can utilize any information you put on Facebook, such as exact age, political party, music interest, religion, etc. in order to fool you into thinking they are specifically catered to you!</li>
<li>All photos submitted to Facebook may be used by law enforcement, employers, news papers, etc. without your permission &#8211; the photos are no longer yours.</li>
<li>Blackmail &#8211; Facebook rarely deletes your information, even if you change or delete it from your profile.</li>
<li>Profiles are never deleted, they are only archived and put into hibernation until your revive it.</li>
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		<title>Grow Humans Using Skin Cells</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it is almost certainly possible to create human clones simply using the cells in their skin, or perhaps in the future cloning a person using a cell from anywhere in the body and perhaps even dead cells from the hair!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently read an article published <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE56M4PW20090723">here</a> about Chinese scientists fully growing mice using their skin cells. They claim that &#8220;tremendous good can come from demonstrating the versatility of reprogrammed cells in mice&#8221;, angood that can be used to &#8220;understand the root causes of disease and lead to viable treatments and cures of human afflictions.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rhetoric aside, this means that it is almost certainly possible to create human clones simply using the cells in their skin, or perhaps in the future cloning a person using a cell from anywhere in the body and perhaps even dead cells from the hair! Think of the future of forensic science as clones of murderes can be made to positively identify the criminals or how much easier it would be to have someone look exactly your friend by simply picking up their stray hairs and going to the local cloning facility! Of course all of these will have their respective &#8216;ethical&#8217; barriers but would still be possible and most likley realizable. Both sides have their merits, as clones should be granted the same rights as non-clones.</p>
<p>Other possible uses for cloning are simply cloning humans for organ collection or mass production of short-lived &#8216;supersoldiers&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>Arnold Threatens Tweeter Followers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So far Arnold has acted professionally when dealing with California&#8217;s budget crisis. However, recently he posted a video on Twitter claiming that he will autograph cars, and asked his internet followers to offer more ideas that will help save the state money.]]></description>
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<p>So far Arnold has acted professionally when dealing with California&#8217;s budget crisis. However, recently he posted a video on Twitter claiming that he will autograph cars, and asked his internet followers to offer more ideas that will help save the state money.</p>
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		<title>Continental Airlines Apologizes to Former India President</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was surprised to read that Continental apologized to the former president of India Abdul Kalam after India&#8217;s Bureau of Civil Aviation Security filed a complaint with the local police in response to a routine frisking through airport security. I would also like an apology from all the airlines, the TSA, etc. for checking me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was surprised to read that Continental apologized to the former president of India Abdul Kalam after India&#8217;s Bureau of Civil Aviation Security filed a complaint with the local police in response to a routine frisking through airport security.</p>
<p>I would also like an apology from all the airlines, the TSA, etc. for checking me and making me take my shoes off and my laptop out of my bag!</p>
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		<title>Obama Swats Fly!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama shows his good motor skills in swatting a large fly that was bothering him during an interview. Below is a clip showing this momentous occasion. I&#8217;ve read that PETA was discouraged by the act and is planning to give Obama a special device that can catch flies so that they can be released [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Barack Obama shows his good motor skills in swatting a large fly that was bothering him during an interview. Below is a clip showing this momentous occasion.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve read that PETA was discouraged by the act and is planning to give Obama a special device that can catch flies so that they can be released outside. Personally I think Obama did the right thing.</p>
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		<title>People Getting Ripped Off Make Me Laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being ripped off, otherwise being fooled into giving too much for something that is worth too little, is commonplace in today's life...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being ripped off, otherwise being fooled into giving too much for something that is worth too little, is commonplace in today&#8217;s life. One can be ripped off when one buys insurance, gasoline, food, and even schooling.</p>
<p>The thing is, in China getting ripped off is something that not everyone realizes, but I do. Take, for example the $80 buffet in Sheraton. Down the street one can eat a hardy sushi meal for half the price and skip out on the bland pieces of bread so artistically situated and the inconceivably mild flavors of the fried rice. Newcomers to China are often duped into eating at their hotel of residence, and while doing so in places like Japan won&#8217;t make too much difference, Chinese cities have much to offer in the way of food that large international hotels simply cannot understand.</p>
<p>Nearby where I reside, there is a hotel for local Chinese. There they serve dim sum &#8220;dian xing&#8221; in the mornings, and all types of food imaginable at lunch and in the evening. At first I thought they had an aquarium when I walked in, turns out they eat each and every species swimming in the glass containers. Eel, turtle, snapping turtle, shrimp, and lots of variety of fish. This place is even cheaper, where one can get a fufilling dim sum breakfast for less than $7. If you don&#8217;t know what dim sum is, they are basically steamed &#8220;things&#8221; if you will that are handmade and quite tasty.</p>
<p>Oh yes, and the city where I reside also has upscale malls larger than any in the state where I am from. In them one will find Gucci, Omega, etc. to fufill ones need for luxury items. Personally, I find $20,000 purses a decadent waste of money that could have better be used traveling or investing in the currently cheap stock market.</p>
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